New designer cross bred dogs – what do you think of these ones?
I thought this might give you a laugh…
TONGUE IN CHEEK
It is reported that a ‘Worldly’ Kennel Club has decided
to recognize the following ‘New Breeds of Dog’ resulting
from cross-breeding:-
Collie + Lhaso Apso: Collapso, a dog that folds up for
easy transport.
Spitz + Chow Chow: Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up
a lot.
Bloodhound + Borzoi: Bloody Bore, a dog that is not
much fun.
Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier: Blue Skye, a dog for
visionaries (should do well in UK!).
Pekinese + Lhaso Apso: Peekasso, an abstract dog.
Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever: Lab Coat
Retriever, the choice of research scientists.
Newfoundland + Labrador: Blabrador, a dog that barks
incessantly.
Malamute + Pointer: Moot Point, owned by? Oh well, it
doesn’t matter anyway.
Collie + Malamute: Commute, a dog that travels to
work.
Deerhound + Terrier: Derriere, a dog that’s true to the
end
Have you got any of your own to add?
Don’t laugh… we have a client that wants to cross her pit bull with her shih tzu and sell the aforementioned bull-you know what. Sigh.
Tibetan Mastiff + Chihuaha = Thai Chi
Dogs can’t digest corn and it has petroliem products in it, as in the same stuff they make gasoline out of. Dogs can live 20 or more years, but they don’t because the food they eat slowly poisions them. Any way sorry to go off on a tangent, I just passionate about taking car of our dogs the right way.