There are real advantages for the implementation of a dog for the presidency. It would be useful, of course, if the dog was a governor, or at least a senator in the first place but we could make a case for an All-American bastard common. People love dogs. Everyone knows that dogs are runners very good, so we all said. They Management is very important to have running on what the party can simply let off the leash and run to the nearest reward.
One advantage of having a dog in the White House is probably barking a lot as the country's enemies and frighten the dog attack and bite the perceived threats, regardless of reality.
Dogs can be trained to do almost anything. The game can run about dogs and dog can govern the country. And the world, I suppose.
I see some concerns about press conferences and addresses to Congress, but no one else to listen to reporters anyway. The country would save heavily on speechwriters and fertilizer to the lawn of the White House.
Strategists must consider the challenges of cats, Democats. But they are generally poorly organized and full of hairballs so it is probably not going to be massive opposition. In addition, voters do not want a president who purrs a lot and vomited.
Oh, sure, there will "wag the dog jokes, but every president has put in place with such cruelty press and media. It is the curse of service to his country. Semper fi.
The Cabinet must fall into line fairly easily. It be difficult to find suitable dogs to different positions: Secretary of State would, of course, a poodle, the Secretary of Defense would a Doberman or perhaps a Rottweiler, depending on the mood of the population. Health and Human Services: Cocker Spaniel? Interior: San Bernardo. Border Collies have a function obvious. The economy? Rat Terrier? This continues.
We have not discussed the vice presidency. Perhaps there is a coyote available. Then there will be Supreme Court candidates. This could be a problem. Kansas Toto are well discussed, but can not join the party line, too independent. A Great Dane has a specific behavior and is without much question correctly, it looks good on a mantle. Chihuahua not quite the chutzpah. Spitz Perhaps a chow or a will. Purple language has a certain grandeur.
Okay evidence bearing in mind the appeal of the first lady. It must be a border collie or a Shitzu. Press Secretary must be a dog population that may seem distant and friendly simultaneously. Labrador. These are the eyes that you do.
Yes, I think the dog is gone the next election sewn. Need to have a slogan: "I trousers. "No, it brings all sorts of problems." Sniff my … "No, no, no." Prick Up Your Ears .. "It's not fair." We number the lot! "Okay I will.
Go to the dog house.
Jack Wilson is a writer and artist in Tempe, Arizona:
Dogs can’t digest corn and it has petroliem products in it, as in the same stuff they make gasoline out of. Dogs can live 20 or more years, but they don’t because the food they eat slowly poisions them. Any way sorry to go off on a tangent, I just passionate about taking car of our dogs the right way.